Sunday, October 11, 2009


hey wup yalll ...long tym....last tym i bloggd yall wer little kids now erebody is all grown up......hisssssss
since av been away alot of things have been hapunin and i cudnt give own two cents cos frankly ma internet has been fuckin me up like a bastard
for some reason whats supposed to be SUPERFAST internet is now slower than jessica simpsons brain asin d shit is soo slow i cnt blog but wen am on facebook and on twitter its supper fast.......eretym i go to dia office d bitch at d front desk SMILES at me and tells me shes soo sorri that its company fault and they wud be back in a day or 2..its been about a month or soooo..dont u just hate it when all dis shitty companies have rili CUTE AND NICE PEOPLE at dia front desk dt way u cant get mad
am sooo pissd becos dis is d second modem i am buyin in 3months(ahn ahn na wetin)cant a broda just get what he payd FOR...i am not askin for GRANT,WELFARE,freee HEALTHCARE all i am asking for is what i payed for internet....anyhusss m goin der tmrw to shout at d top of ma voice and scare new customers dt waydey wud sortma shit out....
i wrote dis after going on bubbes blog and i saw how she hates people who dont blog in a month or sooo...DAT GIRL EHNNN dnt u just want to stuff her in ur ghana must go and sit on it(LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRR)

i wrote dis rant listenin to if you dream by tyrese,toni braxton,tank ,jojo,faithevans,jordin sparks,omarion,steve russell,charlie wilson,tamar braxton
aite talk to u soonestHOPEFULLY

ur brother from anoda mother

Friday, August 28, 2009

3 female must haves

3 jimmy choo loop patent leather sandals 450 pounds...the colour combination and structuring =out of this world
2 christian louboutin sandals pink paquita 12o sandals.....520pounds
the colours sooo swit it shuda been in d PASTRY LINE valentino Couture patent leather pumps 580 pounds
this shoe just screams trouble and sex....dont complain if u wear it and u get raped i mean ders red and ders REDDDDDDDDD........soo simple yet soooo CHIC

Friday, August 21, 2009

help i am trying to find my way HOME

hey excuse me,HEY EXCUSE ME ,excuse me pls.....Y D FUCK IS NO ONE ANSWERIN ME
beeen at dis train station all day....i have not gone anywhere all day people av come here and in secs found dis connectin routes and goten to dia destination in no time but no i just cants seem to find a train thats supposed to take me to my DESTINATION.......
The people dt wer here earlier on wer a lot nicer....dey tried to help me find ma way all to no avail its either they wer talkin tooo FAST or i was listenin tooo slow either way we always got fed up of eachother and in no time i was left all alone.....
now am here willing to listen and be directed by people who KNOW but its rush hour and erebody is just on dia way am stranded once again......mosta d people i am seein here have messages written on dia fore heads.....first man i tried to ask had d DO I LOOK LIKE I AM ENJOYN MA JOB,,,,,,next lady HAD D OHH PLS JUST FUCK OFF LOOK ON HER FACE and most i cudnt even note dia facial expressions cos dey wer moving fast
ok i think i wud just call my family and ask them for help(OHHH SNAP I CANT)we are at logalheads i hate dem ATM and dey cant seem to get wats wrong with me........told dem i wont be needing dia help anytym soon and i dont plan on callin dem AD RADA die in dis station dan go bac HOME without getin to ma destination ....D SHAME OF FAILN WUD B HARD TO DEAL WITH IT....
how did i get here............i am some1 who erebody thinks is on top of his game i av ma life mapd out on a chart(from block a i go to block b spend a while there and then i move to d next stop)i just dont get it AM I LOST......i think so.....did i sleep off on this train and get off at d wrong stop....I THINK SOO..would i ever find my way bac...i hope soooo......
they say home is wer d heart is how come anytym am around family i feeel DIFFERENT come when am around friends i get come when am by ma self I GET LONELY..what could be wrong.......closefriends think i am gonna find ma way outta ma LOST ZONE(like i always)......i doubt getn rili impatient and am kickin things ...d STAFFS at d train station are watchn me (i think dey wud call d cops if i keep doing this)
what led me here come i am sooo miserable atm...dis is usually ma happiest route cos i knw am one step away from getn to ma DESTINATION....but today erething is different av gone thru ma patience so fast u wud think i was a drug addict goin thru ma trustfund................if only d people dt wer willn to help cud come back and help me find ma GOD OUT THERE(i knw he is)........i hope he sends me a helper soonest....cos i dont intend to leave dis station till i find ma train....NO AM NOT GONNA TAKE ALTERNATIVE ROUTEs neither am i gonna take d bus.............

yours sincerly
brother from another mother

i wrote this listenin to mika BLUE EYES.....this is d best i cud come up wit as an interpretation to ma state of MIND AT D MOMENT...............i slip in out of dis mode so u wud most def b getin more from ma journey

i av been off for about twenty sumthing days(welll i am not gonna appologise and say AWWW AM SORRI FOR NOT POSTIN ANYTHING)i am no poet and soo it takes me time to gather ma thoughts .....hopefully dts d longest ad b away

Friday, July 31, 2009

after the flood......what do i pick ,what do i leave behind

hey ...wts u doin...hope ur good sha
ok so today was ma friends mothers burial(friday d 31st thursday was d wakekeeping and that went well ereone was composed)so i got home at like 11 rili tired and all but i just cudnt sleep did d usual tossin and turnin dt one no work ,tried to play jams dt dint help either finally i slept at 4)....had to wake up at 7 cos d church service was at 10 ......on getting up wasted no tym in pickin what i wud wear(na burial no b fashion show)nd so i throw on black on black on black. look in ma mirror and say ........................(ma name)u got this ,no emotions u av to be strong for ur friend and his family.................i pick up 2 friends on d way nd we head out
1030 we are there(buh seriously e be like say dem take am swear for me i am just neva early always late even to a burial)church service goes as plan next thing we are walking d corpse to d point of no return(burial ground)nd den i feel ma eyes getin WATERY(bad gramma)i quickly lock up and hope nobody noticed it ven if dey did it was proli a fly dt did dt.......we get to d burial ground and all of a sudden ma friends dreams and his lil siblings uncertain future just flash before me and then the WIMP in me comes out nd it starts raining cats and dogs from ma
eyes.i DID NOT CRY OHH(water was just comin out)i dnt even knw
AT that point i seriously began to wonder what the measure of a man/woman rili was .she came into d world a loner and left a loner irrespective of d money,fame,wealth she had amersed......she left with nothinggg.....what a life...we come here empty and we spend our whole life tryn to fill our bags with fame and fortune thru legit/illegitimate means and we then leave empty handed
THIS death has touched me more dan anybodys(i av lost uncles aunties cousins and all)buh dis hit home to me cos when it happend i took it upon ma self to learn from it nd not let it be just anoda burial.when it happend i rallyd and cald almost all our friends and told them what had happend and told dem about d arrangements and kept callin them to remind them to make out tym to come and dts when d truth about friendship came out
ohh am sorri i dont do burials ohhhh,ahhh i am going to be busy on that day ohh,haaa ma car is faulty ohhh those wer some of d many excuses dis idiots we call friends gave me...i just cudnt believe it i mean this guy has DONE A LOT FOR ALMOST EREONE.his d kinda friend u wud call at d last minute and he wud still b der for u like u had told him all along.....this made me think?if it was me this people wud do d same to if ma moda or fada died all dis soo calld friends would leave me standing......
the truth about friendship is that most of d so called people we call friends are just passer bys in our lifes....they are there to rejoice with us when the road is smooth but when we are in need all we get is dia sympathy from a distance me thru friendship is hey friend we are in this together your problems are mine (vice versa)not hey friend i am rili busy as soon as am done i wud b der(d fools neva come ohh)...dia sometyms goodwilll messages stop workin and loyalty and love start workin.
i still cant believe it that this people dint come i am SOO MAD(but i am not showin it cos i dont want anyone to xplain and gimme any excuses)i am just gonna cut dem off one by one cos frankly whats d point of callin some1 your friend and sayin i have dis persons back nd all and when ur in trouble u look back and ders no 1 behind u.....i am CUTIN DOWN....reviewing d past and takin somefriendships with me and leaving a lot behind.....its betta i have 1,2,3,4(mayb 5real friends)dan trifling niggas and bitches who are just with me for the MOMENT

pls as u read dis d least u can do for me is look back at ur past and present friends.....wud all d people u call friends b der for u wen ur in neeed or wud they give one STUPID EXCUSE and leave u hanging .....wud they be there for u not just in calls and texts but in telling u d truth and defending u wether ur ryt or wrong in front of othersssssssss

am still not in a good mood thou sooo that myt xplain y ma thoughts are scattered and am just writng dis.hopefully tmrw ad b betta and make sense

i wrote this listenin to damien rice 9crimes

your brother from another mother

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

GROUPIES(what happens when dey misbehave and OUT u in public)

hey wts gud.
OK so yday i am mindin ma business(as always)do d usual thing get on facebook,yahoo and msn and i am chatin wit all ma peoples and then ma roomie /closefriend tells me he cant believe how low lag babes can go and i say y what and then he sends me a link and i follow it but its d link to one GIRLs wall(note i dint say babe oh)and so i get there but shes not ma friend(cos i just wasnt keen on answerin her friend request)and i askd him y he said dt and he tells me she was fytn with a babe over a boy and i am like HEWOO and so i accept her request and then i follow d link and i get there and i cud not believe ma eyes........
ok so u knw now how u have that one person that drops dt good ish(am tlkin to both boys and girls)and u cant stop getn it and u also are not bold enuf to own up dt am DATING dis person cos d person is either below ur standard and people wud say u fuckd up or u dnt like dt person enuf to say i have a girlfriend or boyfriend.BUT ur still getn down with d person(HEY DONT LOOK AT ME we av all been der once)and u knw groupies can be soo annoyn with all em commitment ish by askin stupid questions like HEY WHAT AM I 2 U(u dnt xpect me to tell u d truth now and so i tell u welll I RILI LIKE U AND I WANT TO BE WITH U buh things r not just ryt now or mayb i rili like u and all buh i am a private person and soo lets keep it between us)comon he proli just said dis soo u can go ahead and give him d head or sex he wants(funnny thing is groupie sex is always mada dan normal sex cos u can do all u want say what u want and even ask for anything)....what now happens when ur groupis dosnt listen and starts tellin erebody dt HEY I AM DATING.....................ur proli gna b like jesus which kind yawa b dis.buh u deny it wen d groupie is not der buh wen shes around u start introducing her to a few of ur friends(it wud never b more dan five friends dt already knw ur fuckin her)
sooo ur groupie now thinks cos she gives u good sex dt ur automatically HERS and she starts showin erebody receipt sayin hey his mine hisssssss dt wont stop u from lookin for oda babes with A+ in d sex game and u start doin d new ones parols on d low (and den that mumu also fucks up and starts yanin people dt ds person is ma boyfriend ohh)u hear again and ur like god which kinda wahala b dis isnt der a babe dt wud just shut UP and take dt D like d pro she is(DRAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)...what now happens when ur two groupies start fytn over u and d older groupie is claimn WIFEY and d new one is claiming GIRLFRIEND.....comon groupie na groupie............ask d WIFEY if he has eva gone public with d relationship and she wud start sayin ish like urm urm urm we r PRIVATE people and wen we tell people it wud spoil d whole thing....abeg tell dt lie to ma late grandmother
LADIES COMON U KNW WEN A GUY IS NOT INTO U JOR...HE TAKES U OUT ONLI AT NYT AND NEVER TAKES U TO JOINTS WER A LOT OF PEOPLE KNW HIM.......only ur friends knw him as ur boyfriend his female friends dont knw u and also most of his friends dont treat u like his girlfriend(dts cos BABY DUDE IS just fuckin d hell outta u).i rememba ona dis lag parties and dis chick has been teln ereone dt shes datin dis guy(whose like ona d organisers of d party)we get to d party and dis babe is by her self vertually thru out d whole thing(seee standup)asin she dint knw wen she startd dancing with ordinary boys(meanyle her bf is suppose to b oga ohh)dude left her and was dancing with HOTTER BABES
anyways i wasnt gonna blog about this till ona d babes involved in d BOY IS MINE thingy startd chatin shit to me and teln me to stop jumpn into conclusion and alllllllll.....BABE both of u r his sideline chicks............u guys r both holding on to a rope dt no1 is holding at d oda end sooo pls stop teln peeps u av a boyfriend ma dear ur dating ur self.

lesson of d day......SEX OR MATERIAL THINGS WONT KEEP A GIRL/BOY......cut ur coat according to ur size if he/she is rili in love wit u...dey wud show u off proudly.if something is tooo good to be true then it ISNT

yours sincerly
your brother from anoda mother

i wrote this listenin to RICK ROSS ft d DREAM all i really want is u

p.s i have 2wakekeepings and 2burials both on d same day dis week.....soo my next post is most def gonna b a sad one cos am goin to ma friends mothers burial and soo i am FADING TO BLACK MODE.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


dear GOD,
praise be to you the most high i come here with a heavy heart.i thank you for making me go tru all i av gone thru and also tnk u for allown me have d best friends anyone cud ask for.i mean all i have friends who wud do anything for me.anything like get into PHYSICAL fights for me,put me before themselves,help me with school work,stick with me thru thick and thin and u knw how much trouble i get maself into soo u knw wha i mean.
today was one of the worst days of my life.......are u sayin what happened and y?am sure u aready knw buh oh well i wud remind close friend(d dark one who has rili done erething i mentioned to u for me in unilag)just lost his mum and am sure u already knw that.i am really surprised that you let this happen because your the all knowing God and you should know how much my friend loved his mum how she was his pillar his rock his everything you also know how he felt about his dad(u knw his dad ws not d bestinfact nt d kinda dad dt anybody shud have)buh u knw his mum was d WHY DID U ALLOW DIS HAPPEN TO HER WHY WASNT IT HIS DAD?you said we are not to question you so i am just going to let dt question slide without getting an answer.
hearing d news was hard but facing ma friend was harder you should have seen his face it was swollen his eyes wer red(GOD U KNW DS GUY IS GANGSTA SO Y SHUD U BREAK HIM INTO PIECES LIKE THIS)i am still not questionin you ohh....when i saw him d first thing i did was break into a smile(dt was d onli thing i cud think of )BUT GOD Y DO U ALWAYS ALLOW BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.u took four childrens joy pride and only source of love and put her in a place that they cant see her or touch her(they have to settle for feeling her presence)
GOD I HOPE UR STILL READING this (pls make sure u finish it ohh)taking away the people we love the most and leaving us with people we DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.......the popular saying of GOD KNOWS BEST(well i cudnt dare use it)cos frankly how do u xplain to a 19 year old dt god knws bst about leaving him and his dad to take care of his 3little siblings i dont get.
he said the saddest part was she did not really get a chance to tell her children goodbye atleast you could have allowed her stay a little longer(enuf for her kids to say their goodbyes)funny how one minute we have someone with us and the next minute we lose them to DEATH DRUGS SICKNESS or they sometyms just walkaway on us just like that.
people always sayDEATH wer is thy STING(all i can say is r u guys FUCKIN CRAZY)loosing some1 u love isnt dt painful enuf yet u still have d mouth to say weres thy STING i can feel tears just cant stop coming(EGO AND CHARACTER ASIDE)how do u tell some1 who told u sixmonths ago that he dosnt knw how he wud live without his mother that things wud b alryt.
who would take whats left of the childrens shattered dreams,who wud b der to advice d daughters on love,who wud be there to give ma friend d PUSH and encouragement to still follow his i guess we look for the light in all of this one thing i am sure of is dt somewhere somehow u are watching this children and i KNW U WONT LET THEM SUFFER na d kind life wey dem dey live b4 dia mama die na im dem go continue to dey LIVE ohhh(u knw d plans she had for dem at dis moment ur d one dt wud have to fulfill it)
they say u wont give us a problem we cant handle and so i knw we wud wether this storm(hmmm dt one go take tym ohh)i say we cos my friends problem is mine also.

your son

p.s sorri if i dissapoint anyone again with dis post buh dis is just how i feel and so i hope u understand.....

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

really coool stufff

if KANYE dosnt kill u with this i dont knw what else will ohhh

cazal 623.this wud set u nd ur family back at about 1214 dollars

the ideal weekend bag


this baby(gshock wud set u back 2995dollars)DAMN

tired of d regular lious vuitton then dis is 4 u(nd me).......note d similarity with d leather and a soccer ball

am sure some peeps wud hve expectd d usual story teln buh dis is anoda sideof me nd soo a gone be showing things i like nd LOOKS DT I THINK R COOL(did hear u you say wat if we dnt like it)HEY NA ME GET MA BLOG OHHH

your brother frm anoda mother

Saturday, July 18, 2009

uniLAG uniLAG ohh GOD they are coming to unilag

yo yo yo yo yooo.whass gud hall ma peoples(allow me i av been watchn 2 much of naija rap nd sooo its affecting me)welll its been a minute yea av been rili busy(DOING NOTHING RILI)
i took tym off from ma busy schedule(of waking up watching tv going bac to bed)and i went to sch to chill with friends.i am not gonna do dt long story of telin u what and what we did cos FRANKLY i dont have d tym.
well on thursday at like 1120 we are driving bac into school and we pass the unilag multi purpose hall and i see lights and people(am like ohh ok mayb a vigil or preparations for a wedding )buh wen i look closer i see laptops(lots of them) and i am just not one person dt would see stuffs and go no i must knw whats happenin(its a bad habit buh i just cnt stop it)sooo i park come down and walk there with ma SIDEKICK/CLOSEFRIEND on getting there i do the usual abeg whats happening and then they say ohh its POST UME and i am like HOLY SHIT which kind exam dem dey ryt at me and ma friend(obviously nt havn anything to do)decide to stick a little longer and then we see mothers(lots of them and mayb 3 or 4 fathers)waiting xpectantly for their children and we wer like the odd ones out and so i tell ma friend lets act like we are waiting for our junior brother/sister whose writing the exam.tired of staying outside cos d view wasnt great we decide to pretend like we are students who wrote the exam(funny thing is some people started writing at like 1130)EXCUSE me ohh d 11 am talking of is not d morning own(cos i knw some mumus wud start askin ).well we get into d compound ohh(nt d hall)nd we still see parents siting down standing and some praying for dia children all i kept saying to my self was this is BS.well we finally get to d door of d hall (we dint enter)we seee laptops alot and i am like ok nice one for d first tym unilag tried and then i look around most of the people in d hall DID NOT KNW HOW TO USE PCS(so d exam dt was supposed to run for 1 hour went on for 3hours)cos dey spent like 2hours teaching dis people how to use computers(d security nd staffs kept lamenting about how nigerians are soo dumb dt dey cnt use pc and i lookd at d security dt was saying dis and said if ur soo smart y r u now a security OF COS I DINT SAY DIS OUTLOUD i said it in ma like twelve30 d final batch leaves d hall but they dont have anywhere to go because the school gate has been closed and frankly most of them have no where to go at dt tym and so they opened d second multipurpose hall for the people to and ma friend feeling like journalist decided to go into d hall and for once i taut i was in d refugee camp of a natural disaster(SEE PARENTS SLEEPING ON D FLOOR,ON CHAIRS,ON TABLES)in ma mind i kept asking ma self do my parents love me enuf to do dis for me(hahahahaha ur guess is as good as mine)d sight was just soo painfull.i tried to take a picture and then this dudes came up to me and had dis look OYA SNAP DT PICTURE AND WATCH US BREAK UR FACE(so i just mellowd ohh before dis niggas pass dia frustration on me).some started fyting for white chairs dt dey wud arrange togeda and it wud magically turn into a bed.i overheard most of dem sayin nooo DIS IS MA OWN I ARRANGED DEM MA SELF)
i cudnt believe what i was seein i kept calling all ma friends to tell dem what was happenin dey cudnt believe also buh what hurt d most was dt der wer hundreds of parents there dt nyt and d sad part is that only aboout 10percent of the people who wrote d exams wud be givn admission....what now happens to d rest because u cud see the dreams of the children in d parents eyes(some mothers stood thru out while dia wards wrote the exam)all i cud say was NIGERIAN EDU SYSTEM IS FUCKED.......some of the people who wont get admission would try again,become robbers,become wack musicians,HACTORS and hactresss.......soo those of u in other schools please behave ohh and dont get kickd out cos if u do u myt just end up in UNILAG(trust me u dont want dt).........................

your brother from another mother

i wrote this while listenin to Mjs morphine

Monday, July 13, 2009

subsitute LOVER

goood day ,how r u.hows the family,hope erething is goood sha(d parents r still being rili imatured and soo i am not even in that mood)lmao
so am talking to a very dear friend of mine who just got out of a long relationship(a year 5months)did i hear u say dts not dt long well in d world we live in dts like forever..anyways they wer rili in love nd it came off as d perfect love story(scratch that)it was far from perfect...d dude was her boyfriend/sidekick/bodyguard/bestfriend/brother/playmate..she dint see anything wrong with that but comon WE ALL KNW DT ITS SOOO WRONG(i mean ur boyfriend is supposed to be ur erething buh dt dosnt mean he wud b ur erething in d real sense)i av always said it when ur partner becomes dt den ders a problem(dis boy is always with hereretym no1 else can see her without d boys she always had a smile on her face nd so am like hmmm ders something wrong buh since dis chick is smiln WETIN CONSINE ME.........a month ago i askd er about him nd shes like dey just broke up nd am like haaaaaa wat hapund(deep DOWN I WAS HAPPY)and then she goes on to reveal how bad d relationship was nd how jealous d guy was(in ma mind i was like EHEN I SAW THIS COMING)so she tells me she has a new boy(d way people rebound ehn its soo funny )turns out he looks like me and his a friend of mine(did i hear u say den he must be rili HOT)well tenx
so am like oh cool tread carefully ohhh and then me nd her new boy start talkin and he tells me how much he rili likes her nd is soo sincere about it(and am like ohhhkay mayb dis is for real)and i close d book on dia love nd put it in d happly ever after section.....
so today me nd her r gistin as usual nd den she drops a bbbbbooommmmmbbbbbb(HEY i dnt tink i like him as much as he likes me)am like dts ok its not a problem and then the mumu says(I AM NOT EVEN DT MUCH INTO HIM AS HE IS INTO ME)nd am like ok u guys still av a lot to work on next thing she says is I THINK I AM USING HIM TO GET OVER MA EX...and then i say ohh noooooo........
y do we always think its cool to use people to get over people(am guilty of that)d funni thing is the people we always do this to are nice sincere people that we could have something real see boys out there whose main occupation is fuckin juvies and young girls who truly have filns for them and ur like arrrghhh BOYS R DOGS(he has probably been heartbroken before )sometimes we r quick to label people without tryn to find out what journey they embarked on that landed them in their present one is rili born mean or heartless(sometimes circumstances around us make us dt way).........imagine how dis friend of mine wud feel when d chick wud telll him I AM SORRY BUT I AM NOT JUST DT INTO U(he wud proli say ohh is dt what u want and when she says yes he wud be like ohh cool am ok and he wud either walk away or hang up)and then BEYONCE starts singing HE GOTTA BIG EGOOO SUCH A HUGE EGO....and then she say he took it welll wow(wtf wer u xpecting him to do start cryn like a sissy)hell no he wont......this issue has been overflogged before puhlease be careful how u hurt people cos dis myt b happunin to ur close friends and family in d future.just cos u wer hurt or in a bad relationship dt dosnt mean u shud suffer anoda person who dint put u in dt postion cos i feel u saw d signs of d relationship been a complete waste of tym buh u stayd hoppin dey wud change(funni thing is am d kinda person dt wud do dis kinda shhit to some1)....i am in d process of talkin d BITCH INTO RILI GETN TO KNW D GUY AND WHO KNWS HE MYT NOT A REBOUND GUY AFTERALLL(keepin ma fingers crossed)

your brother from another mother

p.s i wrote this listenin to lil flip sunshine soo if u dont like dis post BLAME HIM NOT ME

Sunday, July 12, 2009

is it me or do PARENTS always act like KIDS.hisssss

.........................................................(theres supposed to an introduction or greeting of some sort buh i am rili not in d mood so anybody xpecting a greeting can just FUCK off)
its sunday in nigeria(nd am pretty sure erewer in d world)i wake up late(as usual)and its raining(i spend about an hour wondering y my girlfriend or agyness deyn is not by side on a very cold morning)ok finally i drag my self outta bed(m d kinda idiot dt wakes up nd spends anoda one hour in bed thinkn about ma life)have my bath dress up and prepare for church so am redi to go nd i see larry king come on(look its mjs doctor nd i listen for a few minutes(45infact)by d tym am done its like 11.10 and d service starts at 10 a 2hour30minutes service....hurrry and get to church service is on buh preaching is over(i dnt miss it on purpose)ok am sure u guys r tired of all dis(i am also tired lemme just go str8 to d point) home now and i am watching NAIJA SINGS not bad atol(buh y d hell wud u make sasha a judge on a SINGING COMPETITION)i dnt get its just like having d GAME on AMERICAN IDOL(hisssss)everything is coool d parents come in and i can just feel it in d air that d devil is either inside this people or around them nd soo am chilln(cos ders no way i wud allow d devil tempt me)first thing dey say is did u go to church(yes is ma ansa)next jamb question what tym(nd am like ohh god not again)nd ma dad/rival is like what did u say (i dnt even ansa him)i keep ma peace as d bible says nd walk to my room(as perez would say VIO LENCE IS NOT AN ANSA)lol....dis man follows me nd starts ranting about how unreligious i am(meanyle deep down we both knw i am more religious dan him....we both knw his a pretender......his only doin all dis things so ma mum wont kill still keep quite pick a book(dt i av read like 2tyms and pretend to be reading )next u knw dis guy comes nd snatches ma book(omg he did not just doo dat..if it wer to b in d 60s god knws i wud av commited murder)soo am sayin to ma self calm down calm down he wud soon fade away.(dt was what i taut)next thing i knw MARGARET THATCHER comes in an joins in d SHOUTING RAVE(belive me i am a mad man ohh buh trust me their madness combined was tooo much for me to handle nd i lookd around for help from ma family members nd dey all chickend out)and soo i am sitn here wondering i am d only ONE WITH CRAZY PARENTs,AM I D ONLY WITH PARENTS WHO GO ND ON,AM I D ONLY ONE WITH PARENTS WHO THINK DEY CAN SNOP AROUND ON U,AM I D ONLY WITH PARENTS WHO R NOT COOL(i mean i used to be ona d people who used to say ah ma dad is old school buh ma mum is coool buh trust me dey r all d same nd soo am getn er off ma cool list she dosnt deserve it)WHAT SADDENS ME IS DT DIS OLD PEOPLE(hissss always think dey knw what ur doing GOOD or BAD meanyle dey dont av an idea)


your brother from anoda mother

Thursday, July 9, 2009

koko mansion(HUGE FLOP)

ok hello brethren(i dnt knw what else to call u )
been a while huhh(2days)anyways i wasnt doing anything serious(other than wake up eat nd sleep all day)nd so ur nt expecting me to blog about that.notin interestin has hapund by d way buh....
anyways something dt keeps comin to me even thou i av tried ma best to avoid it is dbanjs koko mansion..y all av erd about it ba.....ok if u avnt raise ur hands(seee no hands)nd soo yall av seen or either heard about it...
am not here to talk about whether the girls are razz or not(cos frankly d razzer d better comon dont u guys get it makes GOOD TV)i cnt stnd people who say damn dos girls in d show r sooo RAZZ comon who wer u xpecting on d show(ur big sister that has her masters in criminology or ur friends big sister thats engaged)they obviously wont b on this typa show soo pls watch what u seee
ma prolem is not with d girls but with d PRODUCERS ND dbanj
1..first of all how did d selection process go(cos almost all d girls r from d same region)dt aside i taut in reality shows when they av finally done d selection there is a place like boot camp nd all where d chosen few r groomed for tv(did i hear u say its a reality show)abeg lemme hear word dis chicks proli all know them selves they might even b from d same hotel(ashawo no b work ohh)i almost kild ma self when i saw last saturdays episode when dbanj went out with some(fine no problem with dt)but when he came back d girls that went out wer huggin d remainin ones in d house(comon where on earth dos that happen)even in homes where there is love u dont see people huggin eachoda when they get back from dates not to talk of chicks who are all fighting for 5million(we all knw all d babes in dt house av not seen one million b4)dt kinda bs can only happen in a nollywood movie(mayb dis babes signd up for a naija movie nd dbanj flipd d script on dem)

2.secondly dt same episode der was a major blunder...dbanj came into d house nd all d girls wer sitted nd ma broda cud not mention d name of d misn person(meyn even uncle flava flev knws ereone in his house)comon dis girls r jus 12 nd so u shud b able to knw dem by names breast size nd height.dbanj was like some1 is misn nd den erebody startd sayin whose not here(even d chaperon abi house principal was like whose not here nd she startd doing head count with her fingers...all i could say was jesus

3.d essence of d show is also to give dis girls a clue into d life of a SUPERSTAR(dbanj )nd in d celebrity world dey(celebs)get what they want no matter what cost(even if its at d 11h hour)so i dnt understnd y dbanj cudnt take d babes he went on a date wit to d show THIS MUSIC FESTIVAL(when clearly dt was what they wanted)ok lets just say he dint feel like dt aside HOW COULD HE NOT INTRODUCE IKECHUKWU...asin comon i knw killz is no longer with storm nd all but nigga is tooo much for u to just ignore(amin ikechukwu had dis look on his face like OMG tell me i came down from dis car for dis yoruba boy not to acknowledge me)

pls i dnt rili have tym to go on on about d bad sides of d show(cos dts like 80percent of it)am not against doin a show of dt kind buh pls do it well.....d SOUND EFFECT ND ALL JUST REMINDS OF NTA NETWORK NEWS COS ITS SOO NOT CLEAR .....pls once again am not hating i love dbanj ohh buh dt koko mansion =serious flop...DARES UNDERATED WAS WAY WAY BETTER...dts d prolem with nigeria d good shows dont get major company backing

also i went to see THE PROPOSAL at d movies today nd boy it wasnt bad atol(was great)after miss congenality2 i gave up on sandra bullock nd comedy buh dis movie just shows dt anybody is capable of a COMEBACK.........i loved d grandma(bette white)funnny movie def a most see for ere1

urm pls nd pls i am goin to come back to dis issue later buh whoever keeps callin me at odd hours with private number is just a whimp(i wud never pick up nd people dont fall for d oh its a private number soo it shud b an intentional calll)

this week has been super busy i dont inderstnd d street signs in lagos ohh i spent4hours today lookin for one stupid street in an area i knw to welll

ok am going to bed now cos if i stay here anylonger ad misyan.....goodnyt

ur brother from another mother

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

this is it.........................what an exit

ohhh kay brothers nd sisters...i promised ma self i would not blog about this or talk about it either but am sorri i cant......i got home nd EREBODY in ma house was watchin d mj thingy nd i just loooked at all of them(in ma mind am like losers)so i go to ma room where i cant hear anything about the memorial and i start facebooking and all of a sudden erebody on ma friendlist(COMON B SMART U KNW I DNT RILI MEAN EREBODY)is talkin about him nd how he changed dia life(nd am like yea ryt like u wud av sed this if he was still alive)theres just something about nigerians celebrating people that are dead(meanyle wen dis people wer alive dey wer dissn dem nd making life miserable for them)EVEN PEREZHILTON(whose like d meanest person eva(was goin soft for mj)nd so i go offline next thing i knw ma mum comes nd is like AHN AHN R U NOT WATCHN MICHEALS MEMORIAL(she sounded like dey both went to primary school togeda nd soo i was obliged to watch it)nd am like MUMMY PLS DONT START(dt just got her startd nd shes like no come nd see dis nd dt)...i refused nd she went back rili sad(i was happy dt i dissapointed her)parents need that atimes ............2hours later i get online nd ma friend tells me d thing is over nd i finally come out of ma cave nd erebody is soo moody nd i pick d remote nd change d channel to skynews(nd i see them rounding up)OK ENUF OF DIS JOURNEY dt am tryn to take u guys on(bottomline is i ended up watchin it all over again in E)nd boy mj was it(u guys r proli sayin here we go again)i m not gonna say he was ma idol(oh i wanted to be like him ,he taut me how to dance nd blah blah)frankly mj dint teach most of us how to dance(cos remember in primary school there was only one boy ok mayb2 in ur class who could do d mj thing well d rest of us where just viewers)
truth b told he changed d way music was made.he was larger than life his actions could not be xplained(in death his even more famous)u think am lyn ask tmz(how much he got dem in revenue nd hits) buh he livd life to d extreme when he was nice nd kind(he was rili)when he was dingy(dt one sef dey).....funny thing is now dt his dead most people are now claiming his innocent(i am in no position to judge buh comon we all knw d truth)................was micheal happy with his life(we all knw he wasnt)cos after his death a rili different side came out(d pill poppin needle injectin side)i knw mjs fans would proli think am a BASTARD lookin for me wateva am just speakin ma mind..what i could make out of it all is no matter d money/fame /fortune u av.....nothing can feel d depth of real people around u(when i mean real people i dnt mean idiots who get payed to do what wud make u happy am also not talkin of friends who wud b scared to tell u d truth bcos they dont wanna piss u off)we all knw if micheal had people like dt around him(he proli wud still b here nd even if he was goin to die it wudnt b dis way)u dnt knw d effect of true friends untill one day u look around nd u cnt find demmmm.....deep down somewhere mj probably just wantd a friend dt wud fuckin yell at him nd tell him d truth buh der was no one..........sad sad storyyyyyyyy
as much as i dont want to type this buh mj had a way of gettin to all of us(i dnt mean he touched ma life or shaped ma childhood ohh pls CARTOON NETWORK DID DT FOR ME)buh der was an mj song for ere1.........i was lookin forward to d tour(most people r saying he couldnt have made it tru 50dates)only god knws.mj is d perfect example of how something sooo goood could go soo wrong..i cant believe i am still going on nd on(i probably wud hate my self later after posting dis nd seeing how long it is....MAYB if d beating by d media nd people around d world was less he could have still been here...frankly how much beating can a man take truth is almost all of us are guilty of that.we made jokes about his face,laughed when eminem did d spoofs nd all some people even had pictures of how bad his face had become blogs websites radio stations comedians (basically ere1 who had run out of jokes would just turn to micheal nd start bashing him nd dt wud become funny)sad to say some(if not all)i hope we are all happpy cos we all contributed in our own little way to his demise......he came nd left when d ovation was LOUDEST

btw how would aeg now pay d gbese(debt)he has put them into...i mean micheal couldnt just go like ereoda person nd soo he had to leave his mark(in his good deeds nd DEBT)

ok abeg am stopping here...CHILDREN d lesson learnt is what again.....urm urm urm watch what u say to peopleee(forget what they say about stick nd stones and words not hurting comon we all knw they do)

your brother from anoda mother

kia kai or wateva it is called

urm this is ma first post(xcited)normally people tend to write something personal or somefin dt wud come of as rili cool nd bring more followers to dem(followers dts what they call it now)buh sorri i cnt b kisn ass here its either u want to read or u dont want to...ANYWAYS its like 6.40pm (NIGERIAN TYM)jus got back had a long day....ok it dint start well cos i woke up rili late(had an early morning appointment)i swear to god i am never early for anything i dont knw am in traffic nd i cnt get y am always d last person stopd by d traffic lyt(ahnahn cnt d lyt fuckin get it dt am in a hurry)its only nigeria dt d traffic light reads 120seconds(yes ohh)infact u can comedown buy boli nd groundnut nd still make it b4 d stupid lyt goes green...i finally get to vi(by dis tym av cursed at almost 20poeple on d way)i go in do what i am supposed to do nd get out on ma way out i see people runnin am scared whats happunin(in ma mind am thinkin since when did armed robbers start robbin head offices in vi)i look closely nd then i see that d people runin are all TRADERS(EREBODY was runnin from mallams selling WRIGLEYS/to CITYPEOPLEVENDORS/GALA/FANYOGO/COKEFANTA/women selling food on d roadside...u should av seen them)me being me i see one of them run towards me nd am like BROS Y U DEY RUN(dude is panting nd says NA THOSE KAI PEOPLE DEY PURSUE US IF DEM CATCH PERSON NA U DEM GO TAKE CHOP DIS AFTERNOON DEM GO CARRY ALL UR MARKET)nd soo i am like wtf is kai(b4 i cud ask d dude he ran away)mayb ma spot wasnt safe enuf...i ask some1 else what kai is nd dey say it has to do with environmental dis nd like ok am up for a better nigerian buh u bannin street trading is just UNCALLED forrr...vertually half of nigeria buys one thing or the other from traffic ....i mean if not for go slow gala would be an unknown brand...besides dis is how dis people live....dts ma problem with lagos(NIGERIA as a whole)..they say they r changing nigeria for the better by doin all dis(fire thousands of people)meanyle dey dont have replacement jobs for them ohh.comon these people could be ur fada,ur moda,ur sister,ur broda even ur girlfriend.....nd to me it just feels like d government is doing things for the people but not thinking ABOUT THE PEOPLE...i mean how can u say ur trying to give me a better life by taking my source of income(yet u say i should not steal,yet u say ma son should not be a yahoo boy,u also tell ma daughter to stop prostitution......please nigerians lets have fallback plans before we act...........

...sori if dis is not what ur xpecting(music fashion nd all dem blah blah)
ok i know i av totally bored ur life out buh hey na me get ma blog.....i feel like going on nd on buh ama stop here nd mayb blog about something else..
to those people who took d tym to finish dis post(tnks alot)to d idiots who got tired(ohhh well ur not dt smart either so i dnt blame u)

p.s i curse a lot soo yall r just gonna deal/bear with me

i remain
your brother from anoda mother